A pigeon's philosophy

Fat Tony here. A Certain Sheep - see

Derek's Diary

says that all I ever think about is Food. Nothing could be further from the truth. I often think Deep and Meaningful Thoughts while perched here on top of the climbing frame. As I survey the poached egg plants in the border, and clouds like fluffy mashed potato sail majestically overhead, I muse on life, the universe, and whether Motorhead's lyrics lack a feminist perspective.
I wonder if the chippy's open yet?