Friday, August 19, 2005

Baffled

Goat language is really weird. I offered our 'guest' some chips, but he just keeps jumping up and down on the spot and squeaking Var är toaletten, var är toaletten!
He also got very excited when Gorgeous Gary played his Abba CD.
In fact, considering he's a kidnap victim, our vegetable friend seems to be having a whale of a time.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

A Swedish goat who uses a toilet? Who's also a vegetable? Me thinks Mad Nigel is behind this.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, I'll fill you in. This storyline is connected to Derek the Sheep's blog (click my name). Basically, Bernard the Goat was turned into a turnip by a leprechaun and now he's gone missing. Fat Tony claims to have kidnapped him although the picture on the ransom note looks more like a pizza base than a turnip.

Fat Tony said...

Pizza, schmizza. My chum is DEFINITELY a root vegetable.
And even vegetables have needs, you know.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Paws...It all makes perfect sense now