Saturday, August 27, 2005

For sale

One mouldy root vegetable. Slightly used. Some sheep damage. Answers to the name of Bjørn. Dominoes fiend. Will swap for bag of chips or a pie and mushy peas.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Property now, am I? I am not a number, I am a free turnip! I am pining for my fjørds.

Anonymous said...

I tried that excuse once but it only got me funny looks ( probably because I'm not a turnip)

Anonymous said...

I'll have him, we have plenty of room inside the tardis. I just have to convince the doctor that we need another root vegetable around here....

Anonymous said...

Why not eat him?

I ate my Turnip. Heh.

Fat Tony said...

Honestly, Gertie, what about the pigeon code of honour? I can't eat the turnip now he's eaten my chips, even if he was an 'uninvited' guest. It's the unwritten law.
I suppose ghost fish would eat their friends and relations regardless.

Anonymous said...

I love how Fat Tony was persecuted for stealing Bernard when it was actually me. *Cackles like a horse*

Fat Tony said...

I guess it would be difficult to bash a ghost fish over the head with a mouldy turnip, a la Derek. But I'm willing to give it a go...

Gary Northfield said...

Well well well. It turns out you're all mad living in your own bizarre mental nightmares. None of you had Bernard the turnip it seems, you were all lusting after fame and glory by inventing your own turnips.

Tut tut.

i'm keeping my eye on the LOT of ya!