Thursday, May 31, 2007

Poor Bilbo!

Poor Bilbo the hedgehog doesn't seem at all well. He didn't even try to roll up into a ball when I picked him up. I'm going to try wrapping him in a cosy towel and giving him a drink of water.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Hedgehog peril!

There's a very sad and worried looking young hedgehog in the garden. He's hardly moving; just sitting there. I do hope he's all right!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Strange goings-on

There have been some very odd noises in the trees in my garden today. Could there be a new animal on the loose?

Monday, May 14, 2007

Goodbye to Mars bars

Terrible news today.
Mars bars, Twix and Snickers will have dead cow's innards in them. Why the heck would even the most hardened chocolate lover want chocolate with offal inside?
My world is ending...

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

The perils of spring cleaning

The bottom fell out of my world last night when I climbed into my nest at bedtime. Me and my teddy plummeted onto the lawn with an almighty crash!
I should never have let Doris Budgie near my nest with Barry Plott's Sellit Bung. Not only has it killed 99% of all known germs, it's taken half the pear tree with it!