Monday, April 24, 2006

A material witness


Still hot on the trail of the phantom fishnapper. I flew down to the llama colony by the M6 toll road (current population 33 1/2) to see what the word on the streets is. Lynnette Llama here reckoned it was some guy in a monkey suit who stole the otter's grub! The plot thickens...

4 comments:

Molyan said...

I know Lynnette's cousin well. His name is Sebastian and he lives near Ashdown Forest.

He asked me to ask you how his Uncle Jimmy is.

He said that you and Lynnette would know who he was talking about.

Fat Tony said...

Yeah, I know Uncle Jimmy. He used to keep pet lemmings but decided his clifftop house wasn't really suitable..

Anonymous said...

Current population 33 1/2?! Was someone giving birth when you visited?

Fat Tony said...

1/2 llama is a baby one, silly.