The adventures of Fat Tony,the biggest pigeon in the world. I am a writer and kids' taxi.
Friday, April 07, 2006
Bird flew
It's getting a bit scary round here with all these rumours about bird flu, so I'm off for a long weekend with Doris Budgie. Don't worry though, I'll be back in time for the Easter Egg feast!
funnily enough, I've just been up in Scotland and saw heaps of happy looking birdies and ducks. No fish though. Penguin guy may well survive becoz he's really a genetically modified turnip.
No, Derek is the world turnip expert! Why, he was even turned INTO a turnip, along with his friends! The only turnip-related thing FT's ever done was claiming to have kidnapped Turnip-Bernard! Remember?
Oh, and cats apparently can also catch bird flu. I'm not so sure on sheep, goats or Floating Heads of Doom. So yeah, we are doomed. Make your time.
11 comments:
They've found it in Scotland now haven't they? We'll all have to walk around in plastic bubble suits soon.
I can see the future. Fat Tony, you're soon to join the ranks of the ghost army. Mweh heh heh heh!! Amazingly PenguinGuy will survive.
We're doomed I tell ya! DOOOOOOOOMED!
All except you apparently...
funnily enough, I've just been up in Scotland and saw heaps of happy looking birdies and ducks. No fish though.
Penguin guy may well survive becoz he's really a genetically modified turnip.
Cheek!
I am NOT A TURNIP!!!!!!
Oh yeah? It just so happens I'm a world expert on turnips...
No, Derek is the world turnip expert! Why, he was even turned INTO a turnip, along with his friends! The only turnip-related thing FT's ever done was claiming to have kidnapped Turnip-Bernard! Remember?
Oh, and cats apparently can also catch bird flu. I'm not so sure on sheep, goats or Floating Heads of Doom. So yeah, we are doomed. Make your time.
Hey, I looked after a turnip for weeks and weeks. Although he was really a Swede. I reckon that qualifies.
I think you just shot yourself in the foot. You've just admitted you couldn't tell the difference.
I didn't shoot myself in the foot! That was henchpigeon Gorgeous Gary when he'd had too many tequilas...
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