"Mole! Where are you?
"Here I be!"
"Where've you been?"
"Shopping! Oi've got some great bargains!"
"Eh?"
"Oi've got a big balloon to un-stick you from moi tunnel, you stoopid pigeon!"
"Great! Get me out of here, quick! I'm starving!"
"Right. Oi've already tied the balloon to your tail feathers..."
"Ooh, so that's what that funny tickly feeling was! I thought it might be
"Now Oi'll start burrowin'at this end."
"It's...it's working...I'm being pulled back-.."
!!!POP!!!!!
"Hurray! With one giant leap, this pigeon is free! Thanks, Mole! You'd better have your balloon back now - don't want the other birds laughing at me!"
"Hurr hurr! Too late for that! They've been laughin' at you all week!"
"Huh! Er...Mole...What other bargains did you get? And what did you use for money?"
"The gold, silly!"
"WHAT! All of it? Oh no! Surely you didn't use all our treasure to buy one balloon?"
"Course not! Oi'm not stoopid! Oi got another bargain as well!"
"Crumbs, oh golly, oh gosh...please tell me it's not true...what was your bargain then, Mole? A Ferrari? A supercomputer? Easter eggs?"
"Much better than any of those!"
"WHAT...DID...YOU...GET?"
"A James Blunt CD!"
"NOOOOooooooooo!" (Faints.)
3 comments:
Not James Blunt!!! Nooooo! He wants something doing to him that's too gruesome to describe in words. Or if that fails then he needs to be shut in a cupboard out of sight.
S-s-still -s-shook up. S-shock too much. Must have Mars bars to recover my strength...
Mole?!? Why? You could have bought something decent like...anything except a James Blunt CD! Well, it just goes to show that when it comes to taste, everyone just follows each other like sheep nowerdays.
No offense, Derek, if you're reading this.
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