Reports that the Mole put a spanner in the works of Fat Tony's invisibility machine are completely unfounded, according to this month's Helloooo! magazine. "It were a screwdriver, silly. Oi couldn't foind a spanner. That there machine had to go - that rotten pigeon kept squishing moi worm collection- and Oi couldn't bash 'im over the head while he wuz invisible. Hurr hurr! It wuz real funny when 'ee turned into a budgie, moind. Oi laughed my socks off." Fat Tony was unavailable for comment yesterday, but a spokespigeon assured our reporter that it won't be long before he comes up with a new plan for taking over the world. Especially once he's overcome his new fondness for millet.
7 comments:
Ooooo Mole! Fat Tony may be wanting to take over the world but you sure are a badun.
That pesky mole! My lovely perch, gone forever! Just wait till I catch the blighter!
Woah! That picture took me rather by surprise... I actually jumped a few feet in the air there...
Haven't done that since Spiderman 2...
So, Fat Tony, did you know you had a screw loose? Hee hee hee!
I wondered what the rattling noise was on take-off!
Take-off? The only toime you take off is to go to the chippy, and even then you 'ave to roll back!
If you want to catch that rascal Mole you will have to invent a pigeon digging machine. Think you can do that Tony?
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