Bloggers who visit Derek's forum http://derekthesheep.proboards51.com/ regularly will know that I was inspired by recent scientific research http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4968338.stm to begin building my own cloaking device or invisibility machine! It's nearly finished now! I just need a couple more flange sprockets and some AA batteries - then my latest plan for taking over the world can begin!
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'Ere! Where's that picture from? Looks like my mates back garden. He said he'd seen you about.
It's my own back garden, of course. Your mate probably saw one of the many wannabe Fat Tonys - there's a lot of these pathetic individuals about, trying to muscle in on my glamorous image.
Of course it's your garden, silly me. Why would I think you'd be building a cloaking device, which I'd expect you want to keep the workings of secret, in somebody elses garden? My only excuse is that I was tired. I know it was only 6pm-ish but I get tired at odd times.
Of course it's all top secret! Only you and Molyan know about it, I think. If you're feeling tired, a blast of James Blunt will soon put you to sleep.
Actually its workings are so secret, I'm not actually sure what it's up to in its innards. Maybe I should have got something with a bit more technical detail than the 'Tellytubbies Guide to Cloaking Devices' before I started work.
The Tellytubbies have written a book on cloaking devices?!? Well I suppose they would need to keep their house/hill hidden.
Of course they'd want to lie low, wouldn't you if you went round dressed like a tube of psychedelic Smarties?
I'm going to fire up my cloaking device sometime tomorrow...watch this space!
So...if x=y and y+4n=cheese, cheese-milk=cow...cow+fish=happy go lucky bunny...then your "cloaking device" won't be finished until....tumteetum....2009!!!!
Just wait, PG. No-one's fish supper will be safe once it's up and running...you owe me some fish fingers, remember.
You're the invisible man,
You're the invisible man,
Incredible how I can...
See right through you!
I dunno...I'm just following the instructions...a flange sprocket has lots of twiddly bits on it.
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