This is Debbie Duck and chums limbering up for the Chorley Cake-eating marathon. They came round to see if they could peck up some tips and get into training - the record is 10 Chorley cakes in 2.69 seconds. Luckily they brought their own supplies - things might have got ugly if they'd wanted to break into my stash. Moral support is one thing, but me and my Chorley cakes have a special relationship.
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10 cakes in 2.69 seconds!?!?! Do they starve themselves beforehand?
Naah, they just limber up with a few extra quacks and waddles. I would just like to point out that it was a certain economy-sized pigeon who set the world record for eating Chorley cakes (he typed modestly), so they've got tough competition to beat.
Whatever Tony. I bet I could beat you and your duck friends at an eating contest any day! It's hard work being the doctors assisstant and you work up an appetite! {plus I won the 1993 jelly eating competition) (Probably)
Jelly isn't good for pigeons - it makes us wobble too much on our nest. Chocolate trifle goes down well though.
I could really do with some chocolate right now.
Roll on Easter.
Oooh yeah Easter! Roll me an egg, somebody, quick. (A choccie one, ofcourse.)
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