Here's Bertie Bear modelling this year's collection of bearwear - proof positive that teddybears do wear underpants (essential on these chilly mornings.) Bertie's tips for keeping trim include a diet of Chorley cakes smothered with lashings of honey and at least 3 naps a day.
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If only keeping fit was that easy for the rest of us...
It's very difficult to keep fit when you're the biggest pigeon in the world. I reckon by the time I've wrestled open a pizza box with my beak, that's enough of a workout for one day.
I'm not convinced that this is typical. After all, this is a bear who has been known to wear a cummerbund.
By the way, when you've eaten your Pizza, do you tuck into the box as well? Plenty of fibre there, you know. Wood fibre admittedly, but then you are a wood pigeon. Probably.
Of course I don't eat cardboard (unless accidentally when trying to get the last few crunchy cheesy bits out of the pizza box.) The closest thing to cardboard I've ever eaten is pop tarts.
Mmmmmm....Strawberry Pop Tarts.....Mmmmmmm
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