Wednesday, May 18, 2005

when the pigeon's away

 
LEXICA here.
Well, Fat Tony's back - and looking very sorry for himself, with his tail between his legs. (Not easy when you're a pigeon.)
I was VERY cross when I found out what he'd been up to. What a meanie! Fancy trying to kidnap Derek! The poor sheep will have conniptions every time he sees a pigeon now.
But what a wimp Fat Tony turned out to be! Beaten by Lenny's balloon and Bernard the goat.
F.T. keeps wandering round the garden, grumbling about Insensitive Balloons and how he'll get his Revenge on the Whole World.
But he'd better watch out - a little friend and I are ready and waiting in case he comes up with another bird-brained scheme. That overweight pigeon has made holes in my lawn when landing once too often!

2 comments:

Fat Tony said...

Lexica here. Doris Budgie isn't speaking to Fat Tony now.(She's a big Derek the Sheep fan.)

Gary Northfield said...

did you know Cecil's sister is called Doris too? She'll be making an appearance in a few weeks.