Hobnobs or Ryvita? Peanuts or celery stick? Toast or lettuce leaf? Eat like a pig and be my usual self, or diet and be a miserable, grumpy pigeon? It's wearing my brain out...
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The adventures of Fat Tony,the biggest pigeon in the world. I am a writer and kids' taxi.
5 comments:
You want to lose some weight? Then eat more soup and milk! Yes, more! Make sure it's all low fat though.
Soupy milk? YUK!
oh, be happy, tony, think about it, if u lost weight u wont be fat tony anymore! and you'll be unhappy. be happy with urself!
Don't worry Mooneyman, the chances of me having the willpower to go on a diet are about the same as me being chosen to star in the Olympics.
LOL.
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