Tuesday, May 01, 2007

The perils of spring cleaning

The bottom fell out of my world last night when I climbed into my nest at bedtime. Me and my teddy plummeted onto the lawn with an almighty crash!
I should never have let Doris Budgie near my nest with Barry Plott's Sellit Bung. Not only has it killed 99% of all known germs, it's taken half the pear tree with it!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

dont trust any cleaner with trees. they cant be trusted. barry scott is proof.


HI! I'M BARRY SCOTT!
really? thats nice.
TELLING YOU TO BUY NEW CILLIT BANG!
no.
JUST LOOK WHAT IT DOES TO THIS PENNY!
whats that under the screen? "actual results may take 3 weeks"...hmm.