Well, I made my way down to the chippy OK, but as Menaceman so astutely pointed out, the problem came when I finished scoffing my chippy tea and wanted to go back to my nest and sleep it off.
I was stuck at the bottom of the hill!
A passing farmer took pity on me and tried to give me a tow back up with his tractor. Unfortunately the tow rope broke and I hurtled back into the row of shops -which included my beloved takeaway - and I demolished half of Ducktown!
The moral of the story is, see if your chippy will deliver to your door!
I tried to put a link to a video of this historic event, but it didn't work, so you'll just have to use your imagination...
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The adventures of Fat Tony,the biggest pigeon in the world. I am a writer and kids' taxi.
3 comments:
lol i feel sorry for u tony.
Um where is that link supposed to take me? It just sends me to a page telling me how to use the BBC audio and video files.
Doh! I tried to put in a link to a video of the chinese football stadium being demolished. I'll try again.
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